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Friday, May 29, 2009

Today is not my day.

I'm totally not in a mood for anything today. I doze off during that presentation, doze off when I was half way through my work and I think I doze off for a couple of times that Ahmad mention bout my eyes. "Like macam kena punch." Yes I was being punched by projects and by staying up late until almost 4 in the morning just to do work for the whole of this week. Beat that.

I was mentally,emotionally and physically affected today reason being- not enough sleep. The stress and pressure had piled up to it's brim that it leaked out today. The guilt was felt upon reading that string of words and that lead back to the day where I flush out chunks and chunks of curses.

Not only that. I felt the embrace that makes my whole body shivers/weak but sadly, it wasn't real. I'm seriously agitated by that unreal imagination that happens in my sleep.

Finally, I offer my sincere condolence to Jo. Move on and stay strong Jo because death are part and parcel of life. On a brighter note, I'm glad that info graphic is due the week after next. I'll have my day off tmr. Like totally. For once I'm gonna push my assignments aside because they are just tearing me apart. I vow not to touch any of my assignments tmr because I seriously am in need for a break.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

it will shatter sooner or later.

I really need a proper sleep like true sleepers do. An 8-10 hours kind of sleep before I drag my ass off bed and to school. I've been zonking out in class ever since week five. My brain, eyes, hands, heart,ears,nose and whatever that's on me are on the verge of bursting into a million pieces.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

beautiful dawn

Howie entertained my early dawn by singing while strumming his guitar through skype with most of his "half way" songs while I get myself busy with work. Howie, bassist are not dope, neither are they losers. It's just that we have different likings. So don't criticize bassist because they bring that inner feel and more pleasure to a song.

It's 0530 AM. I think I need a sleep and for once, stop thinking about assignments. SLEEP!

fuck those aliens.

Sitting in front of the screen for 12 straight hours are making my brain real crappy. My eyes are exhausted from the glare and the screen's brightness are at the lowest but still, it's not really comfortable for the eyes. I'm almost done with my pop-up and my butt are really cramp. I need a massage for the butt and I'm sure Clara the masseur could fix that. Can you? hahahaha!

Okay I was just joking.

Well thanks for sparing a thought for me.

And thanks to me for not being smart enough to walk away and for that ima dope.fQ!

Goodnight.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

okay,lets take a breather.

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection.My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

Today, me and my boyfriend were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML

Today, my husband dropped me off at work, ten minutes later I got a text saying" I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said he "I dont know what youre talking about Megan". My name isnt Megan, not even close. FML

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

an owl for the night

If the remedy to massive headache is just banging your head on the wall, I bet there won't be such thing as panadol or medicating oil or all those shit.

Lemme try that and see if it works. hahaha!

I have a mission tonight which is to make my alien come to life.

Indie is making me sleep so i need hardcore just for now. Could you believe that?!

better not.

Kay.

goodnight mabel. goodnight jo. goodnight clara. goodnight stan. goodnight howie but stay awake ann.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

colony

Dear skellington, yesterday is gonna be the first and last that we are gonna do something that hardcore because my brain juice are seriously drying up. Next time, we'll plan on a day where I have no lesson the next day because I seriously can't drag myself out of bed just now.

Okay.I need a device which can react upon hearing me whine/procrastinate because talking to human can lead to "eh shut the fuck up" kind of reaction. Oh my! my ideas are seriously damn fucked up and crappy for most of the module and I'm slowly getting off track.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

plasticine

I'm done with the logo design for that entrepreneurship class. It looks like a normal logo, nothing exciting,nothing eye catching but I had fun though. After attempting on this logo it looks like I can't wait for next sem for the logo design module. :) Fun and fun and more fun I bet!

Kill,strike off,delete or do whatever to get info graphic out of the way! I'm starting to loathe info graphic like seriously, how can you get out of the box if you're designing for signage?! Everything has to be precise, neat and understandable by everyone. No wild element in the design. How could that be! tsk! and the worst thing is that I have so many months ahead of me to finish up this module and it suckboola!

Lecture yesterday turned into a photography session at the back of the theater. And howie, you can include these in your series of "nothing" because these are really nothing but pure nothing with nothing better to do. I bet you'll agree with me that we're real chioboos when it comes to retarded faces poses.

Monday, May 11, 2009

raped.

I was totally disappointed upon seeing the rain once I reached orchard. My plans to get to botanic garden was totally ruined! Leaving with no choice, I called Howie and head on to Bukit Batok to meet him and Stan there.

Made our way to the railway station and walked all the way to Bukit Timah Nature of the experiment.Heh :) We ventured the forest full of mosquitos and I was the main victim because there were a trail of mosquitos at the back of me. Again, I had no choice but to wrap my exposed skin with my blue jacket. Lucky the weather wasn't very muggy or else I'll die of dehydration.

The experience in there was spectacularly awesomezxzxzz to the max. It's something that I wouldn't wanna trade with anything for. The smell of nature, the cool surrounding, the sound of nature, the mud, the wet and slippery ground,the feeling of your feet sinking into the mud, the feeling of you surrounded by mosquitos, the feeling of you getting caught in the rain in the middle of the forest and i could go on and on and on because there's so much to say and it would be nice if you were there to see it all yourself.

We were somehow lost in the middle of the forest and it's kinda scary because we were walking aimlessly not knowing what's to come. End up, we climbed all the way up to idk where but at least I saw a place of glory- the road side. I feel much safer there because it was almost sun down and I can't imagine us stuck in the forest with nothing.

Walked all the way to the nearest hdb flat,chilled while the boys played that fifty-cent-fighting-game near the minimart with some underage boy who I reckoned is an expert in that game because he beat the boys for most of the match. Howie and stan, both of you are so weak! lol. Stroll all the way to pending station and that's it. That is the end of our journey that we've embarked on today. Goodnight,I'm fucking shagged.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

So much for a day.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

sleepy tigers ROAR!

-_- zZzZzZz..

I shall replace my eyelids to the invisible ones so that I could still do my work while I close my eyes to sleep. Then I can multitask that way. Okay crap.

I'm having a throbbing headache now and it's massively attacking my brain cell. In addition, I've been falling asleep twice at my desk while doing my mock up for my studio project. That shows how damn shagged I am.SCREW IT!

Rain, please come soon so I could sleep tight and not wake up on time tomorrow morning.

time check- 3:31 AM

What a loser, I've been sleeping around this timing for the past few days. No wonder the pandas are starting to open friendly conversation with me. Someday I reckon, they might encourage me to sign up for their membership and be part of their community. I might as well become a panda and be a display set in the zoo so I don't need to do projects and stuff like that. But I'll fall under the category of an anorexic panda and it's like one in a million please.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

ha ha!

I really am not inspired by anything to start on my infographic and it's half past one now. I think I'm gonna bloody fuck it and anyhow whack. Fuck,why must infographic be this tedious.

And yes, I've yet to think of a solution for my pop up card and this sucks big time. I've yet to think of what kind of graphic to use for my fucking pop up also. I could predict the kind of pressure I need to face in time to come. Shit I'm starting to feel agitated.

candy dandy

I wonder how come they don't ship in these interesting candies to Singapore. Stupid. The yellow Skittles' packaging really caught my eye and the color of the candy are very pastel like-pretty. Another thing, imagine popping brownie batter, chocolate pudding, chocolate caramel and vanilla all at once. YUM I tell you!

Monday, May 4, 2009

the king of england

Was eating at Mosi and I saw this girl who had a very nice flowery green Dr marten's maryjane. I was very envious of her and I feel like pulling away those shoes from her feet and run far far away, not letting her catch me.

So today's plan was to get my maryjane but it seems like most of the shop doesn't carry a variety of maryjanes. If they have it and I like it then they wouldn't have my size. So I end up buying nothing. I'm still searching for my maryjane round town because most of the nice ones online doesn't ship in to singapore and the ebay ones are not pretty.

I never thought that the search for a pair of shoes could be this hard. If that's the case, I shall teleport to england and get it there since everything is so hard to get here!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

mind my words

It's five and it's pouring real badly and the fucking freezing water almost killed me to death while I was bathing and I'm here, lifeless, bored, waiting for my hair to dry before I get to bed. Sigh,what a life. I just came back from a sumptuous supper and now I'm getting ready to sleep. What a loser. I'm fucking shagged and zits are popping out one by one destroying my complexion. Fuck them,really.

Alright, I shall bunk down now and cut all those crap.

Goodnight, suhhh-weet dreams pumpkins!

Friday, May 1, 2009

it doesn't make sense.

I was watching congkak and i realise how stupid it is to make a horror movie where the ghost would appear on bright day light. I have no idea what's in the director's mind to create a ghostly scene on bright day light lor.